by Derek Belm
Now that I have been released by my Russian kidnappers, I shall be cracking of the old whippet hereabouts.
A newspaper and newspaper blog without stories is like the Tory shadow cabinet – completely useless.
So I’ll be getting the staffage producing the printed version forthwith, of not sooner.
I’ll also be proverbially kicking the guest bloggers upside their bottoms to produce some written things for here.
The Shouty Villager will return bigger, smellier, stronger, more irrelevant, thicker, 100-times more absorbent and as ignorant as ever as soon as I’ve found whereabouts the guest bloggers are lurking.
Its gonna be immense.
